Eliza's Version

Eliza wanted to tell our Bible story before bed tonight so she got her Bible story book out that has really great pictures of each story.
I told her to pick one out but she ended up flipping through the book and chiming in her version of the pictures she saw. Here is her very philosophical view on things....

She got to the plagues that the Egyptians endured and saw a picture of the frogs:
"That lady is saying 'Get these frogs out of my bed!' "
Then she saw a picture of the fish laying dead in the blood:
"Oh those poor fish"

Then there was a picture of Pharoh in agony over what was happening in Egypt:
"He is crying because he didn't obey God"

"There has to be the story of Adam and Eve in here somewhere!"

"There is a chicken on the table and it barfed. (this was a picture of the abundance in Egypt) HEY, I had chicken at Grandma Sylvia's wast time and I really wiked it!"

"Oh, there is Jesus and that's what he looked like"

The End