Beware of the Kirby man

I had the most creative marketing strategy done to me today. A guy came to my door and gave me a canister of Clorox wipes. In my naivete I accepted it and asked him what is was for. He said it was free if I would listen to a 'SHORT' presentation. I thought he was going to tell me about Clorox wipes! Oh no, as soon as I saw the Kirby box a sense of dread came over me! Has anyone else heard a Kirby presentation? This will be my 3rd one I think! They say it will only take 20 min., yeah right! Eliza was sleeping and I was trying to get lunch ready and they came in and started vacuuming. It woke up my very light sleeper and I was trying to hint that this wasn't a good time. The whole time he was vacuuming he kept saying "wow" because there was so much dirt he sucked up. I hate to admit that, but these vacuums REALLY clean. We vacuum a few times a week but ours is junk compared to one of these! The sell for $2000 or so! They of course can always give a better deal on the spot and he got it down to around $1000. Okay, so many more things that take more priority than a $1000 vacuum! They are awesome and work great, but definitely not in our budget! So if someone comes to your door with a can of Clorox wipes, hide and run the other way!